Diary of a newfound groundhopper

Lewes 0 East Thurrock United 3, Isthmian League Premier Division, Saturday 25th January 2020 Back when I first decided to start this groundhopping lark roughly 18 months ago, I first needed something that would convince wifey to go along with the idea. Something that would make her think that me heading out for a few hours every Saturday afternoon would somehow be beneficial to her. In short, and to quote the greatest of all philosophical deep-thinkers, Baldrick, I needed a cunning plan. So I came up with one. And, if I may so myself, it was a blooming good one. I told her I'd take our two boys to the games with me. That way, she'd get a totally free afternoon for herself. Time to do whatever she wanted in. She was sold. The first part of my cunning plan had worked. A few weeks later, I was delighted to discover that part two of ‘operation cunning plan’ had also proved successful. As anticipated, by late September, with the weather starting to turn co...

Midhurst and Easebourne 0 Seaford Town 3, Southern Combination Football League Division One, Saturday 12 th January 2020 I took a week off non-league groundhopping last weekend to go to what some will unfairly – and rather disparagingly in my opinion – refer to as a ‘proper match’. For a while now my two boys had been badgering me to go and watch Brighton and Hove Albion – particularly the eldest one, who supports them. A few seasons ago, I used to go to the Amex fairly regularly – around ten times a season. Then they got promoted to the Premier League, prices shot up and the football became increasingly, shall we say, dull. Not being a Brighton fan myself, I wasn’t overly bothered by the outcome of the games, didn’t get much enjoyment from them and ultimately couldn’t justify the expense of going so regularly. So I stopped, started attending non-league matches, and haven’t looked back since. Until last weekend, that is. With prices for both adults and children havi...

Horsham 3 Lewes 0, Isthmian League Premier Division, Wednesday 1 st January 2019 I’m not really the sentimental type. I’ve never really bought into the whole ‘New Year-New Me’ ethos. It’s always been my opinion that the change of a digit or two at the end of the date isn’t really going to make a significant difference to anyone’s life. Surely, if you really do want to make changes to your lifestyle, then you can do this at any time of the year. You don’t have to wait until the clock ticks past midnight on 31 st December for any such changes to take place. Likewise, the whole trend of reflecting on the past 12 months also goes over my head. Surely there are good times in any year, as well as bad ones. If anyone really has just experienced 365 continuous days of constant misery then, obviously, they have my deepest sympathies. But as some generic pop star or another once sang – ‘life is a rollercoaster, baby, you just have to ride it.’ In my opinion, the best thing a...